Why does my mom pay a fortune for my teeth and my face?
The answer's simple: I'm just plain hot.
Although my mom hates to admit it (she thinks it'll just make me more vain... yeah right, I'm not vain), she knows that by paying for dental work and a dermatologist my good looks will only be enhanced. Afterall, that is the reason people go to get all that work done and that is why people spend all that money... they think those things only going to make them look better. And the truth is that sometimes they work and sometimes they don't. Of course, for me, all those things actually do make me look even more drop-dead gorgeous... so, naturally, the time and the money are totally worth it. What else can I say? I'm just good looking....
The answer's simple: I'm just plain hot.
Although my mom hates to admit it (she thinks it'll just make me more vain... yeah right, I'm not vain), she knows that by paying for dental work and a dermatologist my good looks will only be enhanced. Afterall, that is the reason people go to get all that work done and that is why people spend all that money... they think those things only going to make them look better. And the truth is that sometimes they work and sometimes they don't. Of course, for me, all those things actually do make me look even more drop-dead gorgeous... so, naturally, the time and the money are totally worth it. What else can I say? I'm just good looking....
posted by dr.scholl at 20:15
4 Comments:
I can not even believe you just wrote what you did, Nate!
:)
I LOVE it! It made me burst out laughing! :)
That's awesome Nate. (Yes, I did find out who you are...thank Marie. =D) Basically I was lauging outloud at work and people were looking at me funny. =D that was awesome. (Apparently your mom's money is well spent! Lol)
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