Spare me from the horrifying, obnoxious, unnecessary, retarded... High School Drama!!!!
Help me! I cannot take it any longer! My poor mind cannot survive amidst so much... so much... drama!!!!!! I swear the exposure is making me see spots! I see SPOTS!!! I can count 53... no wait... 54! AAAAAHHHHH! I could drop down dead any second! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save me from this dismal disarray!!!!
One of the many things often associated with High School and teens is drama. The halls are pulsing with it. The classrooms are writhing with it. The lunchrooms are full of it. And it is the thing teachers fear the most at the end of term.
But even teens get tired of its incessant nature when there is so much of it around them.
...that's exactly how I feel this week....
I honestly wonder what on earth the "dance planners" were thinking when they scheduled the Sweethearts dance on the weekend following the most dramatic day on the High School calendar (Valentine's Day). They were probably thinking it would be so freakin' cute to have a huge ball centered around lovey-duby crap just three days after the lovey-duby day! Well, this week, I've heard non-stop gossip about the dance, the BIG day, flowers, chocolates, guyfriends, girlfriends, love, love notes, love life, red and pink, and all sorts of deep, dark secrets being revealed. And when I say it has been non-stop, I mean it.
Quite frankly I could scream.
Why has it been so dramatic lately? Because (and if you haven't got this answer yet, face it, you're stupid) it's love week! What does every single teenager need? More love! We're convinced that if no one loves us now, then we'll never be loved again! And if we don't get that flower and chocolate from that special someone (who doesn't even know you like them)... who knows, s/he may HATE us from the deepest, darkest abyss in his/her heart!!!!! OH NO!!!!
The truth is that I may end up hating the next person who comes up to me and starts crying because what's-his-face or so-and-so has been ignoring them lately!!!!!
Help me! I cannot take it any longer! My poor mind cannot survive amidst so much... so much... drama!!!!!! I swear the exposure is making me see spots! I see SPOTS!!! I can count 53... no wait... 54! AAAAAHHHHH! I could drop down dead any second! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save me from this dismal disarray!!!!
One of the many things often associated with High School and teens is drama. The halls are pulsing with it. The classrooms are writhing with it. The lunchrooms are full of it. And it is the thing teachers fear the most at the end of term.
But even teens get tired of its incessant nature when there is so much of it around them.
...that's exactly how I feel this week....
I honestly wonder what on earth the "dance planners" were thinking when they scheduled the Sweethearts dance on the weekend following the most dramatic day on the High School calendar (Valentine's Day). They were probably thinking it would be so freakin' cute to have a huge ball centered around lovey-duby crap just three days after the lovey-duby day! Well, this week, I've heard non-stop gossip about the dance, the BIG day, flowers, chocolates, guyfriends, girlfriends, love, love notes, love life, red and pink, and all sorts of deep, dark secrets being revealed. And when I say it has been non-stop, I mean it.
Quite frankly I could scream.
Why has it been so dramatic lately? Because (and if you haven't got this answer yet, face it, you're stupid) it's love week! What does every single teenager need? More love! We're convinced that if no one loves us now, then we'll never be loved again! And if we don't get that flower and chocolate from that special someone (who doesn't even know you like them)... who knows, s/he may HATE us from the deepest, darkest abyss in his/her heart!!!!! OH NO!!!!
The truth is that I may end up hating the next person who comes up to me and starts crying because what's-his-face or so-and-so has been ignoring them lately!!!!!
posted by dr.scholl at 11:44
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