Cheese Wiz………………..gross.

I swear, one of the most disgusting inventions mankind developed in the late twentieth century and early twenty-first century was that grotesque, unnatural, fake, crap we call Cheese Wiz. That gross mixture of…stuff… is just plain nasty. Nasty.

Why did the “people” who invented it, invent it? What madness drove them to create such an obscene, bizarre, semi-liquidy mixture they call cheese? That’s not cheese. It’s not natural. It’s gross.

The men who invented Cheese Wiz invented it and put it on the market with one single purpose: they thought it’d sell. And sell it did. I am still trying to figure out what on earth compels so many Philadelphians to destroy a perfectly good Phili cheese steak by putting that garbage on their sandwiches. Don’t they realize that that stuff is not normal? Don’t they realize it tastes revolting? Don’t they realize that we’ll find that junk clogged up in their arteries fifty years from now?

Obviously they don’t. But hopefully they, and everyone else who likes that artificial, repulsive, yellow wiz, will soon realize that it is…foul.