Why don't people take showers???
Don't you hate it when you're around people that stink (literally)? I think it's the worst thing ever when you get stuck sitting next to, talking with, standing around, walking with, etc. people who simply smell terrible. You just want to yell at them "COME ON! GET A CLUE! YOU STINK, SO TAKE A MAJOR SHOWER AND USE EXTRA STRONG SOAP!!!!" (I'd like to add that I'm writing this blog with no particular person in mind- just stinky people in general.)
The process of eliminating unnecessary B.O. is simple: undress, turn the shower to hot, step in, soap up, wash off, get out, dry off, and put on deodorant. I know it's a lot of words, but even for people who absolutely HATE taking showers (and I don't know how they can possibly hate them) it's a process that can take 2 or 3 minutes. I mean COME ON, it's not that hard! In fact, those 2 or 3 minutes (personally I take between 10 to 15 minutes- but that's cause I LOVE showers:) ) cause more good, than bad- the biggest social benefit being that you're saving those people's lives around you.
It's really not hard, and even if you're in an enormous hurry, there's no plausible excuse for taking a quick shower. In fact, I bet almost every employer in this world would allow an employee to be 5 minutes late if he knew they'd spent part of that late time showering. Smelly people just suck to be around cause they simply WREAK! And even worse, most of those people don't shower because they decide they'd rather sleep for those few minutes they'd instead be showering during. Honestly, it's a ridiculous problem that shouldn't be a problem. Waking up- or rather simply getting out of bed- 5 minutes earlier wouldn't do the sleeper any harm and would cause a lot of good for everyone who comes in contact with him/her. It's not hard, it's not time consuming, and it's beneficial not only to the showerer but also to the people around him. Come on America- take a shower!!!!
Don't you hate it when you're around people that stink (literally)? I think it's the worst thing ever when you get stuck sitting next to, talking with, standing around, walking with, etc. people who simply smell terrible. You just want to yell at them "COME ON! GET A CLUE! YOU STINK, SO TAKE A MAJOR SHOWER AND USE EXTRA STRONG SOAP!!!!" (I'd like to add that I'm writing this blog with no particular person in mind- just stinky people in general.)
The process of eliminating unnecessary B.O. is simple: undress, turn the shower to hot, step in, soap up, wash off, get out, dry off, and put on deodorant. I know it's a lot of words, but even for people who absolutely HATE taking showers (and I don't know how they can possibly hate them) it's a process that can take 2 or 3 minutes. I mean COME ON, it's not that hard! In fact, those 2 or 3 minutes (personally I take between 10 to 15 minutes- but that's cause I LOVE showers:) ) cause more good, than bad- the biggest social benefit being that you're saving those people's lives around you.
It's really not hard, and even if you're in an enormous hurry, there's no plausible excuse for taking a quick shower. In fact, I bet almost every employer in this world would allow an employee to be 5 minutes late if he knew they'd spent part of that late time showering. Smelly people just suck to be around cause they simply WREAK! And even worse, most of those people don't shower because they decide they'd rather sleep for those few minutes they'd instead be showering during. Honestly, it's a ridiculous problem that shouldn't be a problem. Waking up- or rather simply getting out of bed- 5 minutes earlier wouldn't do the sleeper any harm and would cause a lot of good for everyone who comes in contact with him/her. It's not hard, it's not time consuming, and it's beneficial not only to the showerer but also to the people around him. Come on America- take a shower!!!!
posted by dr.scholl at 16:45
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