What the heck's with dogs?
Dog's are man's best friend. BULL CRAP!
I walk a dog for an old widow as another one of my jobs. The old widow is very kindhearted and friendly, but her dog is a totally different story. I swear the thing hates me with its life. It's stubborn and refuses to obey me.
I walk the dog twice a day for thirty minutes. I walk it at 5:45 am and 4:30 pm. The dog is usually never a problem in the afternoons, but in the morning, it's a demon. I guess the saying "let the sleeping dog lie" really applies.
Anyhow, a couple mornings ago, the dog bit me on the hand. It didn't draw any blood, but it definitely left a tingly feeling in my hand for about 15 minutes. When I got home, I told my mom, who then came up with a brilliant idea. Since then I've brought a small doggie treat with me, and sure enough, that dog simply adores me!
Dog's aren't man's best friend, they're man's biggest moocher. They'll roll over, jump up and down, play dead, even come on early morning walks so long as they're guaranteed one thing....a piece of Penni's All Natural Chicken Jerky.
Dog's are man's best friend. BULL CRAP!
I walk a dog for an old widow as another one of my jobs. The old widow is very kindhearted and friendly, but her dog is a totally different story. I swear the thing hates me with its life. It's stubborn and refuses to obey me.
I walk the dog twice a day for thirty minutes. I walk it at 5:45 am and 4:30 pm. The dog is usually never a problem in the afternoons, but in the morning, it's a demon. I guess the saying "let the sleeping dog lie" really applies.
Anyhow, a couple mornings ago, the dog bit me on the hand. It didn't draw any blood, but it definitely left a tingly feeling in my hand for about 15 minutes. When I got home, I told my mom, who then came up with a brilliant idea. Since then I've brought a small doggie treat with me, and sure enough, that dog simply adores me!
Dog's aren't man's best friend, they're man's biggest moocher. They'll roll over, jump up and down, play dead, even come on early morning walks so long as they're guaranteed one thing....a piece of Penni's All Natural Chicken Jerky.
posted by dr.scholl at 06:47
1 Comments:
You may not ever read this because it's what, like your second blog EVER, but like I said, I'm really bored because I'm at work, and this is very interesting reading material (and you crack me up.) so off I go to read your next blog!
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